A while back I was terrified I was losing my mind so I put it somewhere safe. It is in a mayonnaise jar under my bed. I looked under my bed this morning to check on my brain and it was gone! Help! Police! FBI! My brain has been lost, stolen, brain-napped!
I don’t know what I’m going to do without it. I was just getting ready to install wi-fi so I could access it without taking it out of the jar. I figured I could sync it with my smart phone which has a working memory. I was also going to install a tracking system so I wouldn’t worry so much about “losing it.”
I have looked in all the usual places. It is not:
- in my bed trying to sleep late.
- in the refrigerator visiting the new life forms.
- in my emergency chocolate stash looking for a pickup.
- in the cookie jar disposing of calories.
- in the book room getting a workout.
- in my smart phone for electro-shock therapy.
I am very concerned about my poor little brain being all alone and lost. Will it get enough to eat? Is it warm enough? I bet its lonely. I could really use some help to find it.
What do you do when you lose your mind?
Where does your brain like to hide?
Has your brain ever run away?
I am offering a reward for any news concerning my brain. I will send you an autographed picture of my brain (in or out of the jar) for your help. Please post any news, suggestions or sightings here.